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STORY OF LENNY STINKFINGER |
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One day a very raunchy, but cool new dude showed up in town fresh from the railroad yard. He was wearing old worn out jeans, a plain baseball cap tipped to the side, and old engineer boots. This newcomer to town was obviously not a happy camper.
He walked with a bit of a swagger and a bit of a strut…being the coolest and baddest dude in the area. Everybody just cleared a path for him just like the parting of the Red Sea. The crowd was definitely impressed and did the oooohhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh when he walked by. Well, Lenny being the coolest on the scene. just kept on strutting his way without looking back and knowing the crowd just feared his presence.
When he reached the end of the line of spectators, Lenny turned and slowly scoped out the situation. Lenny then gave the crowd his trademark scowl and placed his middle finger under his nose and took a long, hard sniff.
His eyes squinted and as if he was in pain and he drew in a deep breath and said "aaaahhhhh, the stinkfinger is unusually strong today". Lenny then put that stinkfinger in his mouth and slowly drew it out. He smacked his lips and said "the stronger, the better". Lenny then said that the aroma and flavor of his stinkfinger was that of a distinct nature, but would elaborate no more.
The crowd was immediately grossed out by this announcement and they all started running in the street and away from Lenny. They started to shout
"he is a madman!", objecting to his disgusting gesture.
Lenny just stood there with this weird grin on his face, knowing what he had just done. He was so proud to gross people out. Then he began to laugh.
He is so cool!!
And the story continues…………………….
